My Civil Rights Bureau Is All Kinds of Blowing Up

Hello, New York.

First of all, fuck you. Second of all, I'm Attorney General Andrew Cuomo and shit is going down.

Back in February I totally expanded the fuck out of my Civil Rights Bureau. All you Cuom-plainers were like, shit, Andrew Cuomo, your Civil Rights Bureau can not get any Civil Rightsier, and then I was all like, BAM. EXPANDEDEDEDED.

What does this mean for you? Excellent question, who asked that? Oh, I did? I'M AWESOME.

Basically what this shit boils down to is the following:

-sexual harassment in the workplace? K.O.'D.

-employment discrimination laws? ENFORC'D.

- phony immigration service providers? COORDINATED MULTI-BUREAU RESPONSE'D.

ALSO, I'm totally setting up a new party line if you want to report cases of discrimination or if you just want to chill with the Cuomster. This line is open 24-hours, so CALL MY ASS UP: (800) 771-7755.

So, in conclusion, Andrew Cuomo = MORE BOMB THAN VIETNAM. Andrew Cuomo's Expanded Civil Rights Bureau = THE BIGGEST, FATTEST, TIGHTEST CIVIL RIGHTS BUREAU EVER (seriously, wikipedia that shit).